February 2010
390 posts
Dear mom,
stop yelling at me for not signing up for the college weekend,
you mentioned it like once, and didnt explain how to do it
so dont fucking yell at me about it and stop getting so damn upset just cause the college board website is a fucking maze.
k? k.
love,
idan
ANDY SAMBURG FUCKING LOST
whatthefuck.
yeah thanks lionel, i'll just go fetch my 3D...
i always have them handy….
ke$ha is already trashed, and jJustin Bieber looks...
Especially since ke$ha is at least to feet taler than him
justin bieber quotation: “Vote and see which song beyonce—i mean, Bon Jovi, sorry, beyonce’s just always on my mind—will be playing tonight”
hey, look. robots.
oh.
guys chill, those kinds of outfit look bad on...
but why the fuck is pink soaking wet, and how did it not short out her microphone?
you-you-you-you-you oughtta know
but youre just a boy
if kanye comes up and interrupts this to tak about...
" I don't know why susan boyle isnt here."
“sure Justin Timberlake may have brought the sexy back, but this year Susan Boyle sent it away again. Goodbye sexy! Were going with really good singing this year. “
"The pink-eyed green peas"
“oh you want to know who I’d love to see together tonight?
adam lambert and every sense of personal restraint…..”
dylanludwig:
work sucks… i know.
she left me roses by the stairs
My friend thinks I'm obsessed with Harry Potter,...
his response: As I've said before, I'm pretty sure you're obessed....how's that support group coming?
me: I don't need a support group. Support groups are only for people who want to quit..
26 Ways to Impress a Girl.
brokenpieces4protection:
hellomevicky:
pinkricepudding:
kisou:
pineappleupsidedown:
bicko:najmetender:babylonjourney:no-life-til-leather:everythingelseisreal:vintageginger:betty-boobs:defeatinginfinity:
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of...
January 2010
412 posts
ask me no questions, ill tell you no lies.... →
i am following exaclty twice the amount of people...
and this post makes exactly ten times more posts than the number of people i am following.
ah, the mathematics…..
HOW HIGH DOES THE SYCAMORE GROW
(via acquired-minds)
if you cut it down, then youll never know and
lenooksac started following you
thanks!!
"You love someone, you open yourself up to...
“that’s the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, maybe you’ll break their heart and never be able to look at yourself in the same way. Those are the risks.
You see two people and you think, “they belong together”, but nothing happens.
The thought of loosing so much control over personal happiness is unbearable. That’s the burden. Like wings,...
"People say you only live once"
“But people are as wrong about that as they are about everything.
In the darkest moments before dawn, a woman returns to her bed. What life is she leading? is it the same life the woman was living half and hour ago? a day ago? a year ago?
Who is this man? Do they lead seprate lives or is it a single life shared?
A storm approaches. It is still over the horizon, but there is lightning in...
can I get 10 more followers?
leparis:
yeah? (:
not that this will help people dont generally follow me but…
FOLLOW HER shes awesome.
spammed 21 whytheyrehot's
lost one follower
i wanted to post more because there are a few i didnt put up that i wanted to…. but i resisted
bamitsbrit: thank you for paying attention and liking. god bless you for not being annoyed to death
im allowed one crazy spam, right? i havent ever done anything like that before, so deal with that last one.
Domm stopped following me after that spam
:(
